Don't have an account yet? You can create one. Registered players can create up to three free characters to battle, team up with your friends and explore the worlds of the Nexus! To create a character once you have registered, click on Game Map at the top of the page.
Nexus Clash :: View topic - What Would Zombie Jesus Do? Will you join us?
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 3:08 pm Post subject: What Would Zombie Jesus Do? Will you join us?
Church of the Resurrection Bulletin:
Have you been concerned about the growing rise of inequity in worship, the fall from reasoned faith to the mere brutish ritual of the nine lesser ones? Is the lack of a decent, faith based approach to civil planning and organization been on your mind too? Does this fallen world seem so unhelpful, with innocent humans of all sorts unfairly maligned by mere things like their supposed 'nature' or 'traits', like giant fluffy wings or pokey horns? Well, you are not alone brothers and sisters.
This news bulletin is to announce the official opening of the Church of the Resurrection. Stationed in the Sunset District of Laurentia. We are announcing this opening in the hopes that you will join our community.
Our core tenents are simple:
~Preach the gospol of Sweet Zombie Jesus, our lord and savior, to all who will listen.
~Expand the sense of community of our district and help those unfortunate souls who have not had a chance to hear the word of the one, true Lord and Savior of all.
~To advance the cause of Sweet Zombie Jesus, to disuade the thought that the nine pretenders are the true power behind our world rather then our magnificent savior.
~To provide for the needy by opening the church's doors to those whom seek comfort and rest from a wearying world, as Sweet Zombie Jesus would do.
Our welcoming home is open to all applicable itenerants and long term visitors are more then welcome. Be ready to bring the good word of our Lord and Savior and bring your thinking caps as theological discussion is a cornerstone of practicing the gospol of our Lord and Savior.
End of bulletin
Due to unforseen circumstances application is available to angels and unaligned only. We are not responsible for death, mutilation or crusades that are inspired by, or caused, by the leadership of the faith. We are not responsible for injuries on our property inspired by the acts of the nine lesser 'deities' against our church home. We are also not responsible for anyone who does not take the time to read and understand the fine print. Thank you and have a blessed sweet zombie Jesus day! If on the other hand you are still reading this, I say congratulations and please join our faction.
You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum
Forum FAQ
Search
Usergroups
Profile
Log in to check your private messages
Log in
