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Nexus Clash :: View topic - CCCMart: The Capitalist Era
Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2021 2:29 pm Post subject: CCCMart: The Capitalist Era
A camera opens on a kitchen. Behind it is a huge Infernal Behemoth in a straining to fit business suit, holding a whisk.
"Chaos Chaos Chaos is no longer a warring faction." says the Demon, now easily recognisable as Rubbish Wolverine. "Taking advantage of the neutrality and protection offered to commercial factions, we're now invoking that so that if you raid us you're the bad guys
CCCMart takes only the most exclusive currency: "A Million Bucks" and in exchange we will give you anything you desire. We do not have any crafting skills. We do not have any enchanting abilities, and honestly... we don't really offer much of anything. But, if you have a CCC-Issued "A Million Bucks", we'd like
Think it's weird we're squatting over a portal so people can't get where they're going to go? IT IS TOTALLY WEIRD HOW COMMERCIAL FACTIONS DO THAT ISN'T IT. But we did it so you would all know that we are a commercial faction. Because we are.
Shop Smart. Shop CCCMart. Where Rubbish Wolverine wants to get all of your A Million Bucks, give you unforgettable experiences, and then send Liemannen out with them all to raze factions to the ground and hand them out. Let us make your time in the nexus a special one.
(Potential uses involve hugs, ward bashing assistance and biscuits. Other actions assessed on a case by case basis.)
(May not offer any services but dancing. Liberia Crystal may ensure that dance is to the death. Yes, it is weird that commercial factions can just squat portals.)
Hello CCC! I, the Elusive and Talented Higgs Boson, have recently come into a small amount of wealth! As the number one commercial faction in the Nexus, I can think of no better place to spend it than CCCMart.
Now, a guy like me needs a fast car to get around. If you can deliver one to the doorstep of your new neighbors, I will happily pay you a million dollars! If not, I swear to Jehovah I'll blow it all on Bitcoin.
I will underbid CCC for this job, as the greatest Nexus Speedrunner ever seen, I require many sponsorships to keep up with my gamer lifestyle of new $1000 computers, chairs, and computer chairs every month. I will do the job for 999,999 bucks
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