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Carilgar
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Joined: May 17, 2014
Posts: 349

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 5:05 am Post subject:

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- Wrackwyrm, belonging to Bob Probert, attacked you and hit for 12 points of unholy damage. (2019-03-08 08:58:11).
- Hellhound, belonging to Bob Probert, attacked you and missed! (2019-03-08 08:58:11).
- Wrackwyrm, belonging to Bob Probert, attacked you and missed! (2019-03-08 08:58:21).
- Hellhound, belonging to Bob Probert, attacked you and hit for 9 points of fire damage. (2019-03-08 08:58:21).
- You say, "Hi Bob. Think Jebus will protect me?" (2019-03-08 08:58:24).
- Wrackwyrm, belonging to Bob Probert, attacked you and hit for 12 points of unholy damage. (2019-03-08 08:58:31).
- Hellhound, belonging to Bob Probert, attacked you and missed! (2019-03-08 08:58:31).
- Wrackwyrm, belonging to Bob Probert, attacked you and missed! (2019-03-08 08:58:41).
- Hellhound, belonging to Bob Probert, attacked you and missed! (2019-03-08 08:58:41).
- Wrackwyrm, belonging to Bob Probert, attacked you and hit for 12 points of unholy damage. (2019-03-08 08:58:51).
- Hellhound, belonging to Bob Probert, attacked you and missed! (2019-03-08 08:58:51).
- Wrackwyrm, belonging to Bob Probert, attacked you and missed! (2019-03-08 08:59:01).
- Hellhound, belonging to Bob Probert, attacked you and missed! (2019-03-08 08:59:01).
- You say, "Why Jebus, Why???" (2019-03-08 08:59:03)
- Wrackwyrm, belonging to Bob Probert, attacked you and missed! (2019-03-08 08:59:11).
- Hellhound, belonging to Bob Probert, attacked you and hit for 9 points of fire damage. This was enough to kill you! (2019-03-08 08:59:11).
- Your spirit feels drawn to a new body and you quickly enter it. You have respawned. (2019-03-08 08:59:24).
- (2 times) The automated ferry arrives at its destination and you disembark. (2019-03-08 09:00:47).
- (2 times) Ghoul, belonging to Mango, attacked you and hit for 10 points of slashing damage. (2019-03-08 09:00:51).
- Anko, a Ghoul, belonging to Mango, attacked you and missed! (2019-03-08 09:00:51).
- Crunchy, a Ghoul, belonging to Mango, attacked you and hit for 10 points of slashing damage. (2019-03-08 09:00:51).
- Ghoul, belonging to Mango, attacked you and missed! (2019-03-08 09:01:02).
- Ghoul, belonging to Mango, attacked you and hit for 10 points of slashing damage. (2019-03-08 09:01:02).
- Anko, a Ghoul, belonging to Mango, attacked you and hit for 10 points of slashing damage. This was enough to kill you! Your corpse rises as a ghoul in the service of Mango! (2019-03-08 09:01:02).
- Your spirit feels drawn to a new body and you quickly enter it. You have respawned. (2019-03-08 09:01:27).
- The automated ferry arrives at its destination and you disembark. (2019-03-08 09:02:07).
- (2 times) Ghoul, belonging to Mango, attacked you and hit for 10 points of slashing damage. (2019-03-08 09:02:11).
- Anko, a Ghoul, belonging to Mango, attacked you and hit for 10 points of slashing damage. (2019-03-08 09:02:11).
- Crunchy, a Ghoul, belonging to Mango, attacked you and missed! (2019-03-08 09:02:11).
- A pair of doorknocking Mormons, a Ghoul, belonging to Mango, attacked you and hit for 10 points of slashing damage. (2019-03-08 09:02:11).
- You say, "We are testing Jebus's protection today. You think it will work Anko?" (2019-03-08 09:02:15).
- Ghoul, belonging to Mango, attacked you and hit for 10 points of slashing damage. This was enough to kill you! Your corpse rises as a ghoul in the service of Mango! (2019-03-08 09:02:21).
- Your spirit feels drawn to a new body and you quickly enter it. You have respawned. (2019-03-08 09:02:36).
- Wrackwyrm, belonging to Bob Probert, attacked you and hit for 12 points of unholy damage. (2019-03-08 09:02:51).
- Hellhound, belonging to Bob Probert, attacked you and missed! (2019-03-08 09:02:51).
- Wrackwyrm, belonging to Bob Probert, attacked you and missed! (2019-03-08 09:03:01).
- Hellhound, belonging to Bob Probert, attacked you and hit for 9 points of fire damage. (2019-03-08 09:03:01).
- You emote, " waves again!!!" (2019-03-08 09:03:03).
- Wrackwyrm, belonging to Bob Probert, attacked you and hit for 12 points of unholy damage. (2019-03-08 09:03:11).
- Hellhound, belonging to Bob Probert, attacked you and hit for 9 points of fire damage. (2019-03-08 09:03:11).
- Wrackwyrm, belonging to Bob Probert, attacked you and missed! (2019-03-08 09:03:21).
- Bob Probert has earned the Chooser of the Slain badge! (2019-03-08 09:03:21).
- Hellhound, belonging to Bob Probert, attacked you and hit for 9 points of fire damage. This was enough to kill you! (2019-03-08 09:03:21).

Carilgar
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Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 2:23 pm Post subject:

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- Monday Before said, "hey idiot" (2019-03-09 01:16:27).

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- A Dark Cultist said, "Latter day *saints* you say? Your holy blood will be a pleasing offering to the Dark Powers!" (2019-03-09 19:43:17).
- A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and hit for 5 points of impact damage. (2019-03-09 19:43:20).
- A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and missed! (2019-03-09 19:43:23).
- A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and hit for 5 points of impact damage. (2019-03-09 19:43:26).
- A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and missed! (2019-03-09 19:43:32).
- A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and hit for 5 points of impact damage. (2019-03-09 19:43:34).
- (2 times) A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and missed! (2019-03-09 19:43:38).
- A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and hit for 5 points of impact damage. (2019-03-09 19:43:43).
- (2 times) A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and missed! (2019-03-09 19:43:49).
- A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and hit for 5 points of impact damage. (2019-03-09 19:43:52).

Carilgar
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Posts: 349

Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2019 6:27 am Post subject:

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- A Dark Cultist said, "Everyone has to make some sacrifices in life to achieve what they dream of." (2019-03-09 21:30:10).
- A Dark Cultist said, "In my case the sacrifice is your beating heart." (2019-03-09 21:30:24).
- (2 times) A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and missed! (2019-03-09 21:30:30).
- A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and hit for 5 points of impact damage. (2019-03-09 21:30:32).
- (2 times) A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and missed! (2019-03-09 21:30:37).
- A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and hit for 5 points of impact damage. (2019-03-09 21:30:40).
- (2 times) A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and missed! (2019-03-09 21:30:44).
- A Dark Cultist said, "Oof. This is harder than the self help book with tentacles coming out of it said it would be." (2019-03-09 21:31:19).
- (2 times) A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and missed! (2019-03-09 22:59:24).
- A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and hit for 5 points of impact damage. (2019-03-09 22:59:26).
- A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and missed! (2019-03-09 22:59:29).
- A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and hit for 5 points of impact damage. (2019-03-09 22:59:31).
- (2 times) An Angry Mob healed you for 5 points of damage. (2019-03-10 00:11:23).
- A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and missed! (2019-03-10 00:31:52).
- A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and hit for 5 points of impact damage. (2019-03-10 00:31:53).
- A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and missed! (2019-03-10 00:31:54).
- A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and hit for 5 points of impact damage. (2019-03-10 00:31:55).
- (3 times) A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and missed! (2019-03-10 00:31:58).
- A Dark Cultist thwacks away like he''s working in a coal mine. (2019-03-10 00:32:09).
- A Dark Cultist supposes she now. She''s not good at keeping track of that. (2019-03-10 00:32:39).
- A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and missed! (2019-03-10 01:39:19).
- A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and hit for 5 points of impact damage. (2019-03-10 01:39:20).
- A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and missed! (2019-03-10 01:39:21).
- A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and hit for 5 points of impact damage. (2019-03-10 01:39:22).
- A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and missed! (2019-03-10 04:28:38).
- A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and hit for 5 points of impact damage. (2019-03-10 04:28:39).
- (3 times) A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and missed! (2019-03-10 04:28:41).
- A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and hit for 5 points of impact damage. (2019-03-10 04:28:42).
- (2 times) A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and missed! (2019-03-10 04:28:44).
- A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and hit for 5 points of impact damage. (2019-03-10 04:28:45).
- A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and missed! (2019-03-10 04:28:46).
- A Dark Cultist attacked you with a Truncheon and hit for 5 points of impact damage. This was enough to kill you! (2019-03-10 04:28:47).
- A Dark Cultist sent you 1 credits with this message: Your blood and souls will power the Hell Gate! (2019-03-10 04:29:06).

Carilgar
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Posts: 349

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 5:49 pm Post subject:

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- Nirvanyos the Arcane said, "It''s been a while. Y''know, I finally drank my way to Cosmic Enlightenment--got magic comin'' out the ears, now. You just missed the party." (2019-03-12 03:31:29).
- Nirvanyos the Arcane gave you a(n) Bottle of Champagne. (2019-03-12 03:31:33).
- Nirvanyos the Arcane said, "I won''t tell the Elders if you don''t." The mad Wizard chuckles at that" (2019-03-12 03:32:48).
- Nirvanyos the Arcane said, "Hmmm. Know what?" (2019-03-12 03:40:07).
- Nirvanyos the Arcane said, "My house got destroyed while I was out drinking. They say home is where you hang your hat, and I''ve been hanging my hat here for weeks, now." (2019-03-12 03:41:04).
- Elska Skapraun has earned the Pink Elephant Rider badge! (2019-03-12 03:53:31).
- You search and find nothing. (2019-03-12 09:39:28).
- You feel as though an oppressive weight opposes your actions. You have spent an additional action point to attempt this action. (2019-03-12 09:39:28).
- You feel the magic within you sapped from your body as you take actions in this area. You have lost 1 MP. (2019-03-12 09:39:28).
- You search and find a Bottle of Scotch. (2019-03-12 09:39:30).
- You say, "em wave goodbye as drinking just became so very much harder." (2019-03-13 04:31:43).
- You step outside of The Train Wreck. (2019-03-13 04:31:53).
- Nirvanyos the Arcane sent you 1 credits with this message: Sorry, wasn't trying to drive you out. My SH got taken and a new SH planted on the ashes so I didn't really know where to pick next. I can revoke if it's hurting your grind (2019-03-13 05:49:53).

It's all good. The boys are primarily death farmers. Staying in a SH is not conducive to that. Wink

Carilgar
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Posts: 349

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 5:51 pm Post subject:

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- Collard Greens attacked you with a Blood Claws and missed! (2019-03-16 15:04:09).
- Collard Greens attacked you with a Blood Claws and hit for 6 points of unholy damage. (2019-03-16 15:04:22).
- Collard Greens attacked you with a Blood Claws and missed! (2019-03-16 15:04:32).
- Collard Greens attacked you with a Blood Claws and hit for 6 points of unholy damage. (2019-03-16 15:04:39).
- Collard Greens attacked you with a Blood Claws and missed! This attack was charged with seething, destructive hatred! (2019-03-16 15:04:46).
- Collard Greens attacked you with a Blood Claws and hit for 6 points of unholy damage. (2019-03-16 15:04:51).
- Collard Greens attacked you with a Blood Claws and missed! (2019-03-16 15:04:56).
- (3 times) Collard Greens attacked you with a Blood Claws and hit for 6 points of unholy damage. (2019-03-16 15:05:17).
- Collard Greens attacked you with a Blood Claws and missed! (2019-03-16 15:05:24).
- Collard Greens attacked you with a Blood Claws and missed! This attack was charged with seething, destructive hatred! (2019-03-16 15:05:35).
- Collard Greens attacked you with a Blood Claws and missed! (2019-03-16 15:05:42).
- Collard Greens attacked you with a Blood Claws and hit for 6 points of unholy damage. (2019-03-16 15:05:47).
- Collard Greens attacked you with a Blood Claws and missed! (2019-03-16 15:06:01).
- Collard Greens gave you a(n) Bottle of Scotch. (2019-03-16 15:06:27).
- Collard Greens gives the pair a bottle of Scotch (2019-03-16 15:07:05).
- Collard Greens whispered to you, saying "You were killed by Collard Greens." (2019-03-16 15:07:51).
- Collard Greens attacked you with a Blood Claws and hit for 6 points of unholy damage. (2019-03-16 15:08:08).
- (3 times) Collard Greens attacked you with a Blood Claws and missed! (2019-03-16 15:08:28).
- Collard Greens attacked you with a Blood Claws and hit for 6 points of unholy damage. This attack was charged with seething, destructive hatred! This was enough to kill you! (2019-03-16 15:08:38).

Carilgar
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Posts: 349

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 10:38 pm Post subject:

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- Anko said, "More like a pair of doorknocking WEEBS" (2019-03-25 03:54:02).

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- Liberia Crystal waves her claws. (2019-03-25 21:30:53).
- Liberia Crystal said, "Have you heard the Good Word? Our Lord and Saviour has sent a pair of missionaries to aid Us in our Quest." (2019-03-25 21:31:20).
- Liberia Crystal said, "Have you seen them around? About, oh, yea high?" She holds her claws vaguely in the air. "Meant to free the lands from the tyranny of ivory-poaching angels and the toxic morality binary?" (2019-03-25 21:32:11).
- Liberia Crystal said, "I''m supposed to be a good Angeldaemon and shepherd them unto Paradise. I think? The instructions got a little hazy around that point, I''d had a lot of drinks." (2019-03-25 21:33:14).
- Liberia Crystal said, "But that''s all right! You can surely point me in the direction of them!" (2019-03-25 21:33:41).
- Mr Dalliard waves a flag and plants it down (2019-03-25 21:35:41).
- Mr Dalliard starts the pillow fort (2019-03-25 21:35:52).
- Liberia Crystal said, "Dalliard! You''re looking wounded. Did you want some of my prescription Magical Healing Bullets Of Magic administered from my Holy Gun Of Arcane Medical Applications?" (2019-03-25 21:37:44).
- Liberia Crystal said, "It''s free(*) if you opted in for the health care plan at the last CCCCoORB! " (2019-03-25 21:38:12).
- Liberia Crystal mumbles some fine print. (2019-03-25 21:38:33).
- Mr Dalliard said, "I look wounded? Odd I don''t feel wounded" (2019-03-25 21:47:15).
- Mr Dalliard pats himself to find any gaping wounds (2019-03-25 21:47:30).
- Mr Dalliard said, "Oh no, what''s this!?" (2019-03-25 21:47:44).
- Mr Dalliard said, "Huge hole on my backside" (2019-03-25 21:47:56).
- Mr Dalliard said, "https://youtu.be/sQwBy5awqco" (2019-03-25 21:48:53).[
- Liberia Crystal looks down at her smg and pulls the trigger. "Why no shooty? I pulled the thingy, there should be a loud bang!" (2019-03-26 00:42:52).
- You search and find a Towel. (2019-03-26 07:03:24).
- You feel as though an oppressive weight opposes your actions. You have spent an additional action point to attempt this action. (2019-03-26 07:03:24).
- You feel the magic within you sapped from your body as you take actions in this area. You have lost 1 MP. (2019-03-26 07:03:24).

Carilgar
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Posts: 349

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 10:41 pm Post subject:

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- (2 times) You drop your Frying Pan. (2019-03-27 01:24:32).
- Ghoul, belonging to Unknown Hinson, attacked you and hit for 10 points of slashing damage. (2019-03-27 01:24:42).
- Ghoul, belonging to Unknown Hinson, attacked you and missed! (2019-03-27 01:24:42).
- You drop your Set of Spiked Knuckles. (2019-03-27 01:24:49).
- (2 times) Ghoul, belonging to Unknown Hinson, attacked you and missed! (2019-03-27 01:24:52).
- Ghoul, belonging to Unknown Hinson, attacked you and hit for 10 points of slashing damage. (2019-03-27 01:24:52).
- Ghoul, belonging to Unknown Hinson, attacked you and missed! (2019-03-27 01:24:52).
- Unknown Hinson said, "Tell me about your god, Elders..." (2019-03-27 01:24:58).
- Ghoul, belonging to Unknown Hinson, attacked you and hit for 10 points of slashing damage. (2019-03-27 01:25:01).
- Ghoul, belonging to Unknown Hinson, attacked you and missed! (2019-03-27 01:25:01).
- Ghoul, belonging to Unknown Hinson, attacked you and hit for 10 points of slashing damage. (2019-03-27 01:25:01).
- Ghoul, belonging to Unknown Hinson, attacked you and hit for 10 points of slashing damage. This was enough to kill you! Your corpse rises as a ghoul in the service of Unknown Hinson! (2019-03-27 01:25:01).

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- Obliteration said, "Oh hello" (2019-03-27 21:54:27).
- (2 times) Obliteration attacked you with a Hand Of Judgment, a Compound Bow and hit for 16 points of piercing damage. (2019-03-27 21:54:47).
- You feel the effects of Drunk fade. (2019-03-27 21:54:47).
- Obliteration attacked you with a Hand Of Judgment, a Compound Bow and missed! (2019-03-27 21:54:49).
- Obliteration attacked you with a Hand Of Judgment, a Compound Bow and hit for 16 points of piercing damage. (2019-03-27 21:54:53).
- Obliteration attacked you with a Hand Of Judgment, a Compound Bow and hit for 16 points of piercing damage. This was enough to kill you! (2019-03-27 21:54:57).

Carilgar
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Posts: 349

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 10:44 pm Post subject:

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- Wolfoid said, "Mmm! Religious people usually give me indigestion. Oh well!" (2019-03-29 04:42:46).
- (2 times) Wolfoid attacked you with a Bite and hit for 20 points of piercing damage. (2019-03-29 04:43:03).
- Wolfoid attacked you with a Bite and hit for 20 points of piercing damage. This was enough to kill you! With a sickening stench, the flesh falls off your corpse as it rises as a(n) infectious zombie! (2019-03-29 04:43:09).

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- You have earned the Gastronomist badge! Earning this badge has caused you to gain 10 Character Points! (2019-03-30 17:02:38).
- A pair of doorknocking Mormons has earned the Gastronomist badge! (2019-03-30 17:02:38).

Carilgar
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Posts: 349

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:02 am Post subject:

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- Badziew waves to mormons (2019-03-27 17:34:45).

Carilgar
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Posts: 349

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:05 am Post subject:

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- Collard Greens whispered to you, saying "Here. The last protein that knocked on my door." (2019-04-03 06:03:03).
- Collard Greens gave you a(n) Lump of Raw Meat. (2019-04-03 06:03:17).
- You eat the food. (2019-04-03 09:13:11).

Carilgar
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Posts: 349

Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2019 7:18 am Post subject:

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- Sentient Spellbook whispered to you, saying "[WE] know a few impact [SPELLS] that might greatly help with knocking on doors. If you have some spare [SPELLGEMS] [WE] can [WEAVE] those [SPELLS] into them." (2019-04-09 21:09:37).
- Sentient Spellbook whispered to you, saying "[WE] are sorry. [WE] have overlooked a small matter of your current profession. Obviously being [MORTALS] hinders the act of spellknocking a bit. [WE] advise you to advance to a spellcasting [CLASS], for example a [SORCERER]." (2019-04-09 21:18:19).
- Sentient Spellbook whispered to you, saying "Allow [US] to demonstrate how easy it is to knock when one has appropriate [SKILLS]." (2019-04-09 21:19:09).
- Sentient Spellbook''s mannequin performs a weird dance before the door, ending with double-handed thrust. (2019-04-09 21:20:22).
- Sentient Spellbook destroyed the door! (2019-04-09 21:20:48).
- Sentient Spellbook''s mannequin bows. (2019-04-09 21:21:03).
- Sentient Spellbook whispered to you, saying "As you can see, becoming a spellcaster will greatly help you in knocking on doors. Please consider it. And if you have trouble learning appropriate [SPELLS], [WE] will help you." (2019-04-09 21:22:18).
- Sentient Spellbook repaired the door! (2019-04-09 21:51:13).

Carilgar
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Posts: 349

Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 6:51 am Post subject:

[quote]- Katerina Hasheen hmms. She knows the mormons are an ally, but on the other hand they always seem to be trying to get to some sort of afterlife in the void. She figures she can help open a gate. (2019-06-24 17:27:40).
- Katerina Hasheen attacked you with a bolt of concentrated death energy, attempting to take your life to adjust the balance between life and death and hit for 16 points of death damage. (2019-06-24 17:27:44).
- (2 times) Katerina Hasheen attacked you with a bolt of concentrated death energy, attempting to take your life to adjust the balance between life and death and hit for 16 points of death damage. (2019-06-24 17:27:52).
- Katerina Hasheen attacked you with a bolt of concentrated death energy, attempting to take your life to adjust the balance between life and death and missed! (2019-06-24 17:27:54).
- Katerina Hasheen attacked you with a bolt of concentrated death energy, attempting to take your life to adjust the balance between life and death and missed! (2019-06-24 17:27:57).
- Katerina Hasheen attacked you with a bolt of concentrated death energy, attempting to take your life to adjust the balance between life and death and hit for 16 points of death damage. This was enough to kill you! With a sickening stench, the flesh falls off your corpse as it rises as a(n) rotting zombie! (2019-06-24 17:27:59).

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Carilgar
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Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 6:53 am Post subject:

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- Stork whispered to you, saying "My god, everytime I come in here to open up the pharmacy, I find you squatting behind the cage somehow" (2019-06-27 13:08:21).
- Stork whispered to you, saying "I mean, I thought you guys had enough walking around Cimmeria all day, I saw you harassing old George again who was just grabbing his paper out of the driveway" (2019-06-27 13:09:15).
- Stork whispered to you, saying "Makes sens all this energy you have, I mean you cleaned me out of adderall, and for some reason you lot also shoveled entire bottles of baby aspirin down your mouths... and what's this?" (2019-06-27 13:10:03).
- Stork whispered to you, saying "/me bends over and picks up an empty bottle with the cap missing and drool dripping from the edge" (2019-06-27 13:10:36).
- Stork said, "This one was mine, I had it stashed in my locker, I took a plane all the way to Tibet to get these Rhinoceros horn aphrodisiac pills that were in chew-able gummy form " (2019-06-27 13:13:03).
- Stork said, "You''ve gone too far, I can overlook the baby aspirin, the birth control, the door knocking, cough syrup, even the xanax, but not this.... not my rhinoceros horn" (2019-06-27 13:14:07).
- (4 times) Stork attacked you with a Fist and hit for 4 points of impact damage. (2019-06-27 13:14:20).
- Stork attacked you with a Fist and missed! (2019-06-27 13:14:21).
- (2 times) Stork attacked you with a Fist and hit for 4 points of impact damage. (2019-06-27 13:14:23).
- Stork attacked you with a Fist and missed! (2019-06-27 13:14:24).
- (2 times) Stork attacked you with a Fist and hit for 4 points of impact damage. (2019-06-27 13:14:25).
- Stork attacked you with a Fist and missed! (2019-06-27 13:14:26).
- (4 times) Stork attacked you with a Fist and hit for 4 points of impact damage. (2019-06-27 13:14:34).
- Stork attacked you with a Fist and missed! (2019-06-27 13:14:37).
- Stork attacked you with a Fist and hit for 4 points of impact damage. (2019-06-27 13:14:38).
- Stork attacked you with a Fist and missed! (2019-06-27 13:14:40).
- Stork attacked you with a Fist and hit for 4 points of impact damage. This was enough to kill you! (2019-06-27 13:14:41).

Carilgar
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Posts: 349

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 3:39 am Post subject:

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- AT&T Customer Service attacked you with a Marrakunian Soul Cannon and hit for 17 points of unholy damage. This attack was laced with waves of lethargy that sap the strength of its target! (2019-07-12 17:38:10).
- AT&T Customer Service said, "AT&T Customer Service. How may I help you." (2019-07-12 17:38:18).
- AT&T Customer Service places you on hold and plays what must be the world''s worst music for your listening pleasure. (2019-07-12 17:38:24).
- AT&T Customer Service attacked you with a Marrakunian Soul Cannon and hit for 18 points of unholy damage. (2019-07-12 17:38:27).
- AT&T Customer Service attacked you with a Marrakunian Soul Cannon and hit for 19 points of unholy damage. (2019-07-12 17:38:29).
- AT&T Customer Service attacked you with a Marrakunian Soul Cannon and hit for 20 points of unholy damage. This was enough to kill you! (2019-07-12 17:38:30).
- You feel the effects of Enervated fade. (2019-07-12 17:38:30).

Quote:

(2 times) Crunchy attacked you with a Throwing Knife and missed! (2019-07-14 07:48:19).
- (3 times) Crunchy attacked you with a Throwing Knife and hit for 5 points of piercing damage. (2019-07-14 07:48:32).
- Crunchy said, "urgh I miss my good knife" (2019-07-14 07:48:50).
- Crunchy said, "and I just found another!" (2019-07-14 07:49:20).
- Crunchy said, "this calls for a celebration!" (2019-07-14 07:49:37).
- (4 times) Crunchy attacked you with a Perfectly Balanced Throwing Knife and hit for 10 points of piercing damage. (2019-07-14 07:50:10).
- Crunchy attacked you with a Perfectly Balanced Throwing Knife and missed! (2019-07-14 07:50:15).
- Crunchy attacked you with a Perfectly Balanced Throwing Knife and hit for 10 points of piercing damage. This was enough to kill you! (2019-07-14 07:50:21).

Quote:

- Lee said, "Uhm, hi?" (2019-07-17 05:21:00).
- Lee lit a stick of incense. (2019-07-17 05:21:59).
- Lee said, "Are you lost? I think I am, so I''ll just follow you to know where I''m going." (2019-07-17 05:22:31).

Quote:

- Snuffles sniffs the air and begins to smile (2019-07-18 16:42:08).
- Snuffles said, "Ahhhhh, what do we have here" (2019-07-18 16:42:18).
- Snuffles said, "Spreading the GOOOOOOD word here on the beach?" (2019-07-18 16:42:34).
- Snuffles drags their claws down from their mouth to their stomach (2019-07-18 16:42:53).
- Snuffles said, "so many of you, so white from all the door knocking. I can''t have you spreading more lies here on the beach can I?" (2019-07-18 16:43:31).
- Snuffles said, "Who will protect you here? " (2019-07-18 16:43:46)
- Snuffles attacked you with a Blood Claws and missed! (2019-07-18 16:43:48).
- Snuffles attacked you with a Blood Claws and hit for 7 points of unholy damage. (2019-07-18 16:43:50).
- Snuffles said, "IF ANYONES IS THERE, WATCHING OVER THESE GUYS, BETTER STOP ME" (2019-07-18 16:44:17).
- Snuffles staring up at the sky smiling, slowly lowers his head back to the sunbathing knockers (2019-07-18 16:44:40).
- Snuffles said, "Looks like someone doesnt care, maybe you should try being a doorknocking Lutheran in the next life" (2019-07-18 16:45:29).
- Snuffles attacked you with a Blood Claws and hit for 7 points of unholy damage. This attack was laced with waves of lethargy that sap the strength of its target! (2019-07-18 16:45:38).
- (4 times) Snuffles attacked you with a Blood Claws and hit for 7 points of unholy damage. (2019-07-18 16:45:47).
- Snuffles attacked you with a Blood Claws and missed! (2019-07-18 16:45:49).
- (2 times) Snuffles attacked you with a Blood Claws and hit for 7 points of unholy damage. (2019-07-18 16:45:53).
- Snuffles attacked you with a Blood Claws and hit for 7 points of unholy damage. This was enough to kill you! (2019-07-18 16:45:54).

Quote:

- the elusive Higgs boson appeared in this location, seemingly unharmed by previous wounds. She has returned from the dead! (2019-07-19 04:57:01).
- the elusive Higgs boson said, "Ooh tell me all about your relationship with Jesus! I have time!" (2019-07-19 04:58:25).
- the elusive Higgs boson plops down on a bench and stares at both of you. You feel safe. (2019-07-19 04:59:22).
- A Stinky Hobo farts (2019-07-19 10:57:31).
- A Stinky Hobo attacked the elusive Higgs boson with a Perfectly Balanced Throwing Knife , killing her! (2019-07-19 10:57:36).
- A Stinky Hobo whispered to you, saying "You're next!" (2019-07-19 10:57:51).
- A Stinky Hobo attacked you with a Perfectly Balanced Throwing Knife and missed! (2019-07-19 10:57:53).
- (2 times) A Stinky Hobo attacked you with a Fist and missed! (2019-07-19 10:58:01).
- A Stinky Hobo attacked you with a Perfectly Balanced Throwing Knife and hit for 11 points of piercing damage. (2019-07-19 10:58:07).
- A Stinky Hobo attacked you with a Perfectly Balanced Throwing Knife and missed! (2019-07-19 10:58:11).
- (2 times) A Stinky Hobo attacked you with a Perfectly Balanced Throwing Knife and hit for 11 points of piercing damage. (2019-07-19 10:58:14).
- A Stinky Hobo has levelled up! (2019-07-19 10:58:15).
- (2 times) A Stinky Hobo attacked you with a Perfectly Balanced Throwing Knife and hit for 11 points of piercing damage. (2019-07-19 10:58:17).
- A Stinky Hobo attacked you with a Perfectly Balanced Throwing Knife and hit for 11 points of piercing damage. This was enough to kill you! (2019-07-19 10:58:18).

Quote:

- Bucket said, "I''m so sorry mormons" (2019-07-20 00:51:45).
- Bucket attacked you with a Rifle and missed! (2019-07-20 00:51:56).
- (5 times) Bucket attacked you with a Rifle and hit for 11 points of piercing damage. (2019-07-20 00:52:20).
- Bucket attacked you with a Rifle and hit for 11 points of piercing damage. This was enough to kill you! (2019-07-20 00:52:36).

Carilgar
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Posts: 349

Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2020 8:00 pm Post subject:

Quote:

- Liberia Crystal said, "Hey! Good to see ya comradeskis again" (2020-01-26 02:10:18).
- Liberia Crystal boogies, then waves her blood claws (2020-01-26 02:10:38).
- Liberia Crystal said, "Did y''all find god yet? I swear I checked in the back of the fridge but all I saw was the Pudding Elemental. It screeches real loud, so I didn''t stick around to keep lookin" (2020-01-26 02:11:21).
- Liberia Crystal said, "Oh wait, there''s an ivory-poaching angel-type here. I hope you do the right thing and turn to Angeldaemonhood, but on the off-chance that you stick on the straight and narrow and fall in with the ivory crowd, I''ve gotta meet the CCCCoORB kill quota with your body" (2020-01-26 02:12:31).
- Liberia Crystal said, "Thank you come again!" (2020-01-26 02:12:57).
- Liberia Crystal attacked Jack Smith with a Blood Claws , killing him! (2020-01-26 02:12:58).
- Liberia Crystal said, "Great! I saved you from the holy menace! Good luck on your quest for god, and if you ever wanna try shrooms or something I''m sure CCC can sell ''em for ya" (2020-01-26 02:16:13)

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